Pubert and Rapeseed are ones I’m liking so far, thanks for the suggestions!
Eugene
Dog.
Siri or Heygoogle
Meowzer’); DROP TABLE Cats;–
Oh boy, someone hasn’t heard about H.P. Lovecraft’s cat.
I thought the title said band name and was so confused
My grandparents had a cat named Pussy. My grandma was so upset when I told her what that was slang for
We had a cat when I was in high school named Clyde. Great indoor/outdoor cat. Every night when my mom wanted him to come home she would open the front door, step out onto the porch and yell, “Where’s My Pussy!” and "Here Puss Puss Pussy! Only neighbors semi-close by were a sweet old couple who thought that was hilarious.
Jizzlord
There was a dog I followed on YT who was supposedly named Cumlord. He was fucking adorable but unfortunately I think he passed away.
H.P. Lovecraft entered the chat
That was my first thought too…
Schrödinger
One of my cousins used to have a dog that she had named Pavlov. :-)
Haha, I hope it was a drooler!
Grunch
voidfucker
Cutlet is the best bad name for a cat. The cat will know it’s both your friend and a survival ration.
My cat Chili could relate.
I do the thing where I hold my cat’s head in both hands and scratch her chin and rub my head on hers while telling her I’m gonna turn her into teriyaki stir fry.
Sextoy.
You’ll have many visits from animal protection and more than likely lose friends when they learn the name.
We named our black cat Nyarlathotep or Nyar for short.
Hahaha if you know, you know.
Nyar-hee! Nyar-huu! Nyar-hoo! Nyar-ha-hah!
It is definitely a fun name for the cat.
I named a black cat Svartur. I also had a cat named Potet. (“Black” and “Potato” respectively.)
We also have one named Azathoth, or Azzie for short.
Lo mein
