2036 Could Be The Year of Linux!
I was thinking furry porn but that’s basically the same thing
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Beans.
It’ll be fucking beans.
The classics never die.
What about orbs?
Bean. Orbs.
!remindme 11 years it’s bean time
.world users complaining about .ml on a .ml community
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Annie_Hall#Alvy_Singer
There’s an old joke: two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort and one of 'em says, “Boy, the food at this place is really terrible.” The other one says, “Yeah, I know, and such small portions.”
“European empire declares total war on russia again”
“Java 47 released”
“Look at my beans” (with photo of a pot of beans)
“But at what cost: imperial media reheating the classics”
Nearly Half of Americans Disapprove of Ongoing Purges
“Democratic National Convention: 90 year old Donald Trump waves from his seat as the DNC gives him a standing ovation for not liking President Fuentes”
Nuclear fusion is only 9 more years away.
The big news will be that John Titor is being sent back in time to save us from the Epochalypse:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Titor
In his online postings, Titor claimed to be an American soldier from the year 2036, based in Tampa, Florida. He said that he was assigned to a governmental time-travel project, and that as part of the project he was sent back to 1975 to retrieve an IBM 5100 computer, which was needed to debug various legacy computer programs that existed in 2036
I refuse to install windows 12!! I will keep using windows 11 until I die!!!
*Windows 13
Don’t know … I can’t afford internet credits in order to access a connection.
Just work the mines a few more hours and earn those 15 minute time credits. Ain’t my fault Elonotron and his sex bots run on coal power.
For the first time ever, a state has seceded from the United States.
It’ll literally be a criminal hub, with a bunch of anonymized posts joking about dodging corpos. Probably.
And owls. Still owls.
FBI? No, I am not opening up.
Bats! Lots of bats!
